Showing posts with label Flabbergasted. Show all posts
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Thursday, January 29, 2009

Of balloons and explosions

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At Walmart, I am looking for something in the party aisle and there is an old-woman-Walmart-employee also rearranging stuff in the same aisle.
Me: Excuse me... Hi! I was wondering if you have any balloon pumps?
She: Bombs?

Ah, so here's the deal. Inside the lady's head, I am a brown Indian... sorry, brown UNSHAVEN Indian - possibly a terr0ri$t, shopping for bombs in Walmart. And on top of that I am asking a Walmart employee to help me find some.

Damn racist woman.